This afternoon went to queue for the shell $1 pre litre of petrol. It took me 1hr + to reach the petrol station with is just less than 3km away from my home only. After that its my first time washing my own car. Damn tiring...
Thursday, October 22, 2009 @ 11:51 PM
Time for some jokes to relax your mind!!
Fifty Inch Long
There's a man who has fifty inch long penis.
But sadly to say, he can't get any sex, because every woman who sees it, faints at the sight. So he goes to the doctor and begs him to shorten it. However, the doctor refuses.
The doctor can't shorten a perfectly good penis, and so he tells the man, but he does happen to know a witch who lives in the forest and that she might be able to help.
The man with a heavy heart, decides to go to the forest and visit the witch, though of course he thinks it's all a bit odd. But he sets off into the forest and sure enough finds the witch sitting in front of her cottage casting spells.
"Witch," he says, "please help me, I have a fifty inch long penis and no one will have sex with me!"
The witch takes one look at his massive cock and then says,"Wow, you do need my help!!! But you must go into the forest and find the magic frog who lives in the pond. Ask him to marry you, and each time he refuses, your penis will shrink by ten inches!"
Weird though this is, but the man is desperate, so off he goes into the forest. And, sure enough, he finds the magic frog singing a Xmas carols quietly to itself.
"Froggy," he shouts, "please marry me!"
The frog looks up, annoyed. "No!" he croaks,"I can't do that, seeing as how I'm a frog and you're a man.
"The guy looks down, sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches!"It's unbelievable!!!" The man shouted!
However, it's still too long for sex, he thinks, at forty inches, but he's delighted, so he shouts back at the frog:"Oh, go on, please marry me!"
"No - I told you once!" the frog croaks, "I can't do that!"The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches again! It's now only thirty inches long! The guy thinks this is wonderful but, still, another ten inches off would be perfect!
"Frog," The man roars across the pond, "please marry me!"
The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts, "No ..........NO.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME.........NO!"
The Bullet
A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed.
A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is then rushed to the hospital.
Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good and bad news for you."
"You are going to have triplets, but each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally."
Twelve years pass, and she has forgotten the incident in the bank.
One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened. I was using the toilet,and I passed a bullet.
"The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter that everything is okay.
A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened.
"The mother interrupts her and says,"You passed a bullet, right?"
The mother goes on to tell the daughter the story.
Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says,"Mom, the strangest thing just happened."
The mother interrupts him and says,"You passed a bullet, right?
"The son says, "No, Mom"I was masturbating and shot the dog!"
The Test Results
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says"There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
Marie
When Marie was 16, she hoped that one day she would have a boyfriend.
When she was 18, she got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So she decided she needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college she dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So Marie decided she needed a guy with stability.
When she was 25, she found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything
.Life became so dull that she decided she needed a guy with some excitement.
When Marie was 28, she found an exciting guy, but she couldn't keep up with him.
He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made Marie miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So Marie decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When she turned 31, she found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced Marie, took everything she owned, and ran off with her best friend.
And now, Marie 47 decided to find a guy with a big dick!
The Wake
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"
He replies, "It died today." "Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied.
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again. The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."
The man replies, "It did. Today is the wake"
@ 11:46 PM
Super long never blog already. I have been very busy since i start working in Venture Platform as a business consultant. Just a little update on myself. Just bought a 2nd hand Honda ESI 2 weeks back. And i'm going to start working at Wavehouse soon as bartender..
Meet up jiewei & connie for dinner & we went to upper paya lebar for shan rui(turle) soup. Its my first time having it.
Friday, August 21, 2009 @ 1:29 AM
Be the epitome of style at the party! Come decked in the ever popular range of Fred Perry attire and gain priority entrance.
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Guys Dress code: Dress to impress, no Bermudas or sandals allowed.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009 @ 12:18 AM
Happy 24th birthday to myself!! Wanna take this opportunity to thanks all who wished me. I'm so touched to see so many comments left for me.
1. Alicia 2. Zerbel 3. Pei Min (Happy birthday to u too) 4. Eileen 5. Agnes 6. Sally 7. James 8. Malcolm 9. Effa 10. Minya 11. Cheryl Anne 12. Budiyan 13. Ferlin 14. Brian Low 15. Cynthia 16. Wee Seng 17. Reina 18. Audrey Sze 19. Nate 20. Jolyn 21. Sis 22. Ah Chong 23. Elaine 24. Dawn 25. Connie 26. Li Qiang 27. Vincent 28. Dad 29. Tin 30. Apple 31. Vivian 32. Gerald 33. Xian Xi 34. Adam 35. Natasha 36. Yee Huat 37. Joan 38. Guang Rong 39. Kate 40. Celine 41. Aedy 42. Hazel 43. Birdie 44. Lique Nique 45. Pei Ying 46. Belinda 47. Yenny 48. Tiffany 49. Jane 50. Gillian 51. Danielle 52. Wen Juin 53. Augustine 54. Audrey Teng 55. Iris 56. Pei Qin 57. Esteban Sanchez 58. Zira 59. Fion 60. Eka 61. Mandy 62. Dennis 63. Joanna 64. Ai Ping 65. Zana 66. Angelina 67. Kimisan 68. Elmo 69. Rena 70. James Grimes 71. Charlene 72. Alexa 73. Juli 74. Virginia 75. Sandra 76. Amber 77. Jiewei 78. Khaled Adnan 79. Darren Lin 80. Steven 81. Hsin Yu
Tuesday, August 11, 2009 @ 12:47 AM
31/07/09 Friday ChinaOne with my dear sis & Vincent
Sunday, August 9, 2009 @ 3:38 AM
Start of the exercise 1918 End of the exercide 1954 After which walk my dog and bath her when i got home
Thursday, July 30, 2009 @ 2:09 AM
Why was i a bastard before is because of this kind of FUCK things happening. Mr nice guy no more!! FUCK
@ 2:06 AM
A start of a new beginning leads to an end of an existing. Only a fool like me will ended in this situation. WHY ME!!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009 @ 1:15 AM
07/07/09 Tuesday (Day 5 in Hong Kong)
Woke up really late at 3pm. Prepared ourselves then went to Causeway Bay to have our lunch there before going over to Agnes friend's salon named Praise. I had my hair dyed by this petty & pretty young lady which is 16 years old only while Agnes had her hair cut & dye. The price is HKD $238 & $338 respectively. I had my hair done first so i went to walk around the area. Saw this mega sale at G2000 & i can't resist myself from entering the shop. End spending HKD$690 for 3 shirt & 1 pants for work usage.
After Agnes had her hair done, we went to Tsim Sha Tsui to meet her HK's colleagues. We dined at a place in Hau Fook Street. Agnes had her dessert at Dui Lau Shan and we went back to the hotel after that.
When we got back to room for awhile, we saw a cockroach in our room so we requested to change the room & the wish is fulfilled by giving us another room at level 4. We gonna packed & drag all our belongings up & its was not an easy task to do. Bath & put face mask after everything is settled in our new room.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009 @ 9:32 PM
What a costless way to detox & i'm loving it. What i mean was actually by exercising. Went for a workout session after i got home from work and as well did some exploration in my neighbourhood. I found out that somewhere not very far from my house there is a park connector called Pang Sua Connector. I did some running which i start from my house's side gate then i ran to Stagmont Ring. There's a canal beside it and on the side of the canal there's a running & cycling track which is the Pang Sua Connector i mentioned earlier. So i ran from there all the way to Teck Whye before making a U-turn. Actually still can go on to Bukit Panjang but i don wanna run so far. After making the U-turn i ran back to the other end of the connector which is at Sungei Kadut there. When i reach there i took a mins rest to check out the map then continue to run back to my place. When i reached my place i went to the exercise corner. I did 1 set of 10 push-ups, then 1 set of 15 sit-ups, then 1 set of 10 push-ups, then 1 set of 15 sit-ups, then 1 set of 10 bench press then end with last set of 15 sit-ups. Overall spend an hour exercising and now my body is feeling so wormy.
Saturday, July 18, 2009 @ 5:38 PM
06/07/09 Monday (Day 4 in Hong Kong)
Woke up pretty late in the afternoon at 1530. Need to send our dirty clothes to laundry so we brought very little clothes over. 1 - 7 kg costs HKD $32. Then after that went for lunch at the same cafe as yesterday. After lunch went to a Cybercafe which is just opposite my hotel while Agnes went for massage. The usage is just HKD $6/hr. Need to check my mail & use facebook as well. We went back to the hotel to rest after our activity.
Agnes need to go for her HK friend's birthday celebration at night so i m left alone in the hotel room. So the plan for me is to have dinner at somewhere nearby then visit Temple street all by myself. But before that went to collect the laundry at 1900 then back to the hotel room again to prepare. Back at the hotel i called Winnie but she's working so she asked me to call Virginia and gave me her no. So i did called her & just nice she was about to end work so we decided to meet at Causeway Bay. Yeah. i don need to have dinner all by myself already. She brought me to Simply Thai at Times Square for dinner. We walked around the area after our dinner. I bought a smal tee for $HKD 169 at Chocolate. Then we continue walking around the area while waiting for Bebe to end work. Later we met up with Bebe & went to a dessert shop nearby. Had durian puff for dessert. Their durian puff is different from SG de. Its actually like durian roll. After our dessert we decided to go back. While walking to the bus stop we walked past Want Chai Fire Station. Bebe & me send Virginia to the bus stop to take the bus and she send me to my bus stop to take the bus too. At my bus stop she asked me whether do i wanna go back or go to her friend's pub. Well my answer was anything so we u-turn & walked to her friend's pub. Its is situation in a office building on the 18th storey with seaview. Its simply beautiful. We had a jug of drink over that and we left the place at 0230. Bebe accompany me back to the hotel there before she took another bus back home. Instead of washing up and rest, i put my loot and go to the Cybercafe. Checked my email & chatted with Wei Qi, Bebe and a short web cam with Zerbel. An hour later back to the hotel room to rest.
Friday, July 17, 2009 @ 4:21 AM
Dinner with Zerbel in AMK
I think i look bloody tired
Cant rem whos on the line already
Am i dozing off?
Finally a pic with my eyes open
Some night spent with Zerbel
@ 3:38 AM
05/07/09 Sunday (Day 3 in Hong Kong)
Hm... Wake Up at 1230 then we check out & cab to our new hotel, New Kings hotel situated at YauTei, Nathan Rd. We got a staff rate at HKD $250/night. After we checked in we went for lunch around Portland street. On the way back after lunch we bought some necessities. Rested in the hotel room till 1900 then go prepare to meet Bebe & Virginia for dinner. We had dinner at some chinese restaurant in Tsim Sha Tsui. The total bill is around HKD $400. Then after dinner we went to AT pub in Tsim Sha Tsui also to meet Agnes's friends, Spencer & ah Ming. We drank, chilled, play games & sing songs over there. The 5 of us drank 4 buckets of 6 bottles of beer. I learnt a new guessing/dice game from Agnes's friend Spencer. After the night over there, Bebe & Virginia left & the remaining 4 of us went to Agnes's friend pub called Silver also in Tsim Sha Tsui. Had another 2 buckets of 5 bottles of beer. The whole night had so much beer!!!. I learnt another new game over at the pub called Lucky 7. We went back to our hotel around 4 to rest. Ma
Thursday, July 16, 2009 @ 2:38 AM
Some laugh
Monday, July 13, 2009 @ 11:58 PM
04/07/09 Saturday (Day 2 ShenZhen & Hong Kong)
ShenZhen Wake up at 1300 then prepare and check out & leave our luggage at the hotel lobby. Then we went for lunch & shop around the vicinity. Went for a threading session there while Agnes wash her hair. Its only RMB $30. So CHEAP! You know what? You can smoke in the shopping center over there. Was smoking while waiting for Agnes to finish washing her hair. After everything is done we went back to the hotel to take our luggage and took a cab to LuoHu train station. From there we can walk over to Hong Kong.
Hong Kong Just by walking over a big canal we can reached Hong Kong from ShenZhen. After we cross over to Hong Kong, there is a MTR station called LuoHu. We took the train to Mong Kok East Station. we tried to search for our hotel Ho Mong Kok Hotel (Argyle Rd) but cannot find so Agnes called the auntie and we waited for very long until the auntie came to bring us there. Its is actually a very small place with 2 single beds and a bloody small toilet. Once we reach the hotel i changed we went for dinner at Satay King at around Sai Yeung Choi Street. They have alot of vegetable street names over in Hong Kong. After dinner we shopped at "Woman street"and went back to hotel after that. Once again we changed & this time we went to find Agnes's relative at Sam Shui Po. Had a few glasses of Asahi dry then head over to Lan Kwai Fong (Central) to find my Hong Kong friends Bebe, Virginia & Winne. So i'm the fortunate guy that night. 4 ladies to 1 man. Haha. We went over to a club at level 29 of LKF (Lan Kwai Fong) hotel. They have 2 levels in the club. Level 1 is just a chilled out place with a bar & level 2 is more like a club. They have really very beautiful scenary over there & is able to view the sea. First round i had a Grey Goose Redbull & Agnes had a Coke as she don really drink. Its on the house from Bebe & friends. Then the second round i bought another glass of Grey Goose Redbull then i know how much it cost. Freaking HKD $127. Its like SGD $23. Got to know some of Bebe ex-colleagues when she is working at the airport & i got myself a very sexy God-mom called Sunita. She has 2 daugthers aged 22 & 21 years old. Went over to Insomnia with all the girls after that place closed. Ordered Southen Comfort/7-up for myself & Coke for Agnes in order to get in. It costs HKD $120. I'm like the only guy in the group. Wooooo! So shiok that night. Me & Agnes left ard 5 with Winnie as she is feeling alil high. Winnie took a cab back while me & Agnes took a mini bus back to our hotel.
Me & Winnie
Me & Virginia
Me & Bebe
My Sexy God-Mom
Me & the Girls
What are we doing? Lol
Dont you wish you was me?
In the lift to ground level
@ 11:43 PM
Had a group meeting in the morning in the office. Then went to have lunch with Zerbel before going to another branch meeting at 2pm while she went to find PeiQin. After my work we met up again at AMK hub for a show "Obessed". The plot is very blend but the girls are hot to make up for it. Went back home after the movie. Was pretty tired. Slept in the train & i missed my station. Alighted at CCK and took the other direction back to Yew Tee.
@ 1:33 AM
12/07/09 Sunday
Was at home the whole afternoon as i was well asleep. I missed my bed so much. Woke up at ard 4pm then came online. Went for with with my family n my grandmom for her bday dinner then after that head to AMK hub to meet Zerbel for a show. We watched The Hunting in Connecticut. I find it pretty nice. I was startled once throughout the show. After movie smoke 2 sticks then went back le as tml morning got meeting.
Sunday, July 12, 2009 @ 5:19 PM
03/07/09 Friday Day 1 in ShenZhen
The day i m leaving SG to ShenZhen Meet up with Zerbel at Tanan Merah Mrt station as she is sending me off at the airport. When we reached the airport the first thing we do is to search for Popeyes Chicken. This time it take me little effort to locate where is it. After our meal we went to smoke then took a shuttle bus to Budget Terminal to check in. We chilled over that for awhile then i asked her to go back rest as she was very tired. So after Zerbel left, i went into the boarding area. Wandered for a short while before i board the plane.
Somewhere in the airport
Viewing gallery
While waiting for bus to Budget Terminal
Chilling inside Budget Terminal
Zerbel & me
Me in the plane
Sunset view
I like the horizon
China's Arrival & Departure card
Arriving in ShenZhen
Reach ShenZhen at ard 2310 After i came out of the arrival hall i was totally lost. This is my first time to ShenZhen & in fact my first time going oversea alone. (But i'm gonna meet my friend in ShenZhen la). Wanted to call my friend but i dono how to use their pubic phone. Asked some stranger to lend a call but they very dao. Ask the security how to get to LuoHu train station they also dono. So i ended walking around the airport. Finally i found a bus service 330A that can take me to LuoHu train station. From LuoHu station i took a taxi to Hai Lian hotel at Ying Chun rd. When i reached there my friend Agnes is already waiting for me at the lobby. Went up to the room to put my luaggae then we went for supper somewhere nearby. Had Wanton noodles soup and we head back to the hotel to rest after that.
@ 3:47 AM
I'm back from 9 days of holiday. Photos will be uploaded once i received all of them. In the meantime hang on for a fews days. I promise it will be update really soon.
Vincent, Weiqi, Jiewei & Connie came to the airport to fetch me. Then we went to ECP to have my dinner. Only me & Weiqi ate. The rest just had drinks. Send Jiewei & Connie back when the meal is over then Vincent send me back.
Friday, July 3, 2009 @ 4:08 AM
I will be out of Singapore from the 3rd -11th July.
@ 3:22 AM
29/06/07 Wednesday
I need to go to Agnes's house to take somethings from her house & pass it to her when i meet up with her at ShenZhen. Meet up with Zerbel for dinner at AMK hub before going to Agnes's house. I was so hungry that i ordered a plate of Hokkien Mee & a plate of Carrot Cake & Zerbal ordered a bowl of Beef noodles Soup. She had a lil of her beef noodles b4 passing it to me. I manage to finish my hokkien mee 90% of the carrot cake & the beef noodles. What an achievement!!!.. (laugh) First time finishing 3 portions in a single meal.
After our dinner, we took a bus over Serangoon to Agnes's place to take the things she want. After that we dono what to do so we decided to go l4d at Serangoon Garden. We walk from Agnes's place which is Serangoon all the way to Serangoon Garden. It took us around 20mins to reach there. We played for awhile b4 Zerbel's friends came to join us. But they left after playing for like a few games only. Me & zerbel stopped playing at around 1+am then we went to have a sit beside the bus stop. It was so boring that we decided to go to Boat Quay to eat. She thot that i wanna eat but when i reach that i m not hungry so we never eat but ordered some drinks. After that we walked from Bk Eating house to Merlion Park which is beside Butterfactory. We had a really long conversation over there. Went back to boat quay to cab home at 6am.
@ 3:01 AM
23/07/09 Tuesday
Need to attend Manulife Mid Year Agency Kick Off at Rock auditorium. Shandy came to pick me up at my place in the afternoon and we head to Suntec City. We went to fish & Co for our lunch. Its has been so long since i had Fish & Co already. Then after that we proceed for the convention.
After the convention was walking around Suntec with my colleagues. Got one person give me a brochure about eye brown trimming and i deciding to go into their shop to take a look. I was the one that wanted to do threading on the hair on my neck but ended up i never do because they said its too short. Then my 2 colleagues kenna psycho and they did eye brown threading. They event share a package worth $100+. I feel so bad bringing them to the shop.
After that was a date with Zerbel. Wanted to go for dinner together but she's not hungry and neither am i. At that point of time i was really thristy so i had a glass of ice milk tea at ToastBox. We have no idea where we wanted to go next so when that happens, we will be going for l4d. Took a bus from City Hall and we alighted opposite Concord Hotel (former Meridian Hotel). Once we alighted the bus, i saw the new shopping mall at Somerset and i wanted to see what is inside the mall so we headed over that.. The mall has 10 levels which is alot! Then their walking space is so limited. But they do have very nice lift. Next is l4d time. Played till around 11pm and we decided to head over to Cineleisure for a show. Ended up not watching because they do not have a good seatings. Went level one to smoke and saw many friends there.
After Cine we went to Duxton to look for Zerbel's friend. After we got there i realised that i know him too. The place is too boring so we went to a pub at Boat Quay and i am the only one that is drinking. End of the night i had like 6-7 bots of Heinenken.
@ 2:39 AM
29/06/09 Monday
Dint sleep the whole night and in the morning went for a unit meeting with my colleague at Old Town Coffee Shop in Toa Payoh. They serve pretty nice coffee!! During the meeting Cheryl Anne texted me asking whether will i be free in the afternoon. Just nice i do not have any activity in the afternoon so i decided to meet up with her. Before we met up i had a very long chatting session with my manage. I told her what is my plan now & some other stuffs and it drag alil long & i was late when i finally met Cheryl.
We met up at Orchard Mrt station & we walk over to cineleisure from there.. Was really really hungry and we ended having our late lunch (3+pm) at Botak Jones. They serve really good food & its very filling also. Its really value for money. Cheryl though of watching a show but last minute she need to attend a meeting so we parted our way there.
After i reach home wanted to sleep but i scare i will wake up in the middle of the night so i tahan until 11+pm then go sleep. I haven not been sleeping early for the past few months.
Sunday, June 28, 2009 @ 4:00 AM
1958- 2009 Bon Voyage to the King of Pop May he unite with God in heaven
Friday, June 19, 2009 @ 2:48 AM
Photos of my dog & me
Wednesday, June 17, 2009 @ 2:28 AM
16/06 Tuesday
A day without work as i need to go for my IPPT test in Maju Camp at 5.
2 hours spent Countless drops of sweat Infinite amount of hardwork End result = Silver Incentive = $200
Am quite please with the result as i recorded my best timing in my 2.4km run since after ORD. Hopefully can train back to my gold timing standard <9.45mins>
Thursday, June 11, 2009 @ 1:57 AM
10/06/09 Tuesday
MAHJONG!!!
Its been so long since i play mahjong. The last time was at Carolyn's house. Last night played with Carolyn, James & Zi Qing. We play small small only. 20/40c then zi mo up $1. Had a quick first round and won $4. The only highlight during the round is James de zi mo men qing dan tiao 5 dai.
For the 2nd round onwards, Botak came so James & Carolyn got to tag. This continue for 2 more rounds and we have to call it a day. From 2nd - 4th round i won around $70. Best win for me is zi mo pong pong yi se.
Saturday, June 6, 2009 @ 5:22 PM
Just For Laugh
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband : Nothing. Wife : 'Nothing...?You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
Wife: 'Do you want dinner?' Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife : 'Yes or no.'
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'
Sunday, May 31, 2009 @ 5:56 PM
23/05/09 Fuel Event at F1 Pit Helping out for my friend cheryl who is 1 of the organiser.
Me @ work
Me & Keron (First male winner of Xiao Hua Xiao Cao)
Me & the girsl
Me & Cheryl
Vanessa & me
Me & Tin
@ 4:51 PM
Men's Pearls of Wisdom 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. ? ? I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15.. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't..
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
@ 3:11 AM
17/05/09 Sunday
A very packed night that consist of several locations. Lets start with Changi Airport. Accompany my dear sis to the Airport just to get a bottle of perfume. We took the train from Choa Chu Kang all the way to the Changi Aiport.
I was reading the Newspaper while she listen to music during the journey.
Then we start to cam whore in the train when there is not much people. Destination Reached! First thing to do is to go smoke. From there took a pic of the tower. We need to take the Skytrain to the different Terminal. How the Skytrain route look like. The drive-less Skytrain just like our LRT Once we got the perfume we went looking for Popeyes. It took us a few phone calls to find it. And it my first time have it. We was damn hungry. First meal of the day. 8 piece chicken with large whipped potato, large fries & 2 large drinks Stunned by the amount of food on the table Scrutinizing the food Next stop: Viewing gallery As usual. After a meal i need to replenish myself with some fresh air but i have already had out of it so i need to find the Supermarket. Luck was on our side as we found it very fast. If not we will be running around the Airport. Took these pic while smoking in the open air car park. After that we took a bus to City Hall Lady in red! Went to ChinaOne to chill for awhile while waiting for Yan & friend to finish work. Met up with Steven also. Head over to Newton food center for late night supper. After supper all of us transform to SPI Went to Lorong Halwa (Bukit Brown cemetry)
The entrance Notice Yan & Fiq The long dark road ahead of us Steven & Yan smoking The rest of the gang My dear sis & I Wonder why there's a reflection.. Ferlin & Steven Me Steven Ferling & Yan took a walk Someone tombstone Looking for ants on my leg
After Bukit Brown cemetry we went to Mount Veron Cematorium.
The Entrance
Are we looking for someone?
The 9th level Pagoda
Some sealed place Random pic taken in the car This is how we squeezed in the car
Friday, May 29, 2009 @ 2:22 AM
A man wasin his front yard mowing grass when his neighbour, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little while later, he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again, looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him, 'Is something wrong?'
To which the ferocious Singh replied, ' There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mails in the mailbox!'
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A Singh was enjoying the sun at a nice beach in a neighbouring country. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Singh answered, 'No, I am Banta Singh.'
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, 'No, No, Me Banta Singh!'
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking, he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.' The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!'
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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate SaintPeter told him that the new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance, a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered....
1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?'
The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...'
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief.'
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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying.
So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for a blood test'
The second Singh asked, 'So? Are you afraid?' He replied, 'During the blood test, they will cut my finger.'
Hearing this, the second Singh started crying like hell. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'
To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.'
Sunday, May 24, 2009 @ 6:09 PM
冷笑话1 從前....有兩個年糕，一直都黏在一起．．． 直到有一天，他們終於分開了！！！！ 兩個年糕感到非常高興，然後他們就和對方互相GIVE ME 5．．． 不幸的他們倆又黏了回去．．．．．
Tonight by the grace from Singapore Pools, another 5 people was made millionaire. There's a Group Two winner for tonight's Toto from the branch that i bought mine from. The winning price is $49,801. Damn it. But it's not me.
@ 12:19 AM
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Finally the long awaited day has come. Its my Graduation Ceremony. This is the day which i'm going to collect my Diploma certificate. Can you imagine my year 1 was actually on 2002 & 2009 then i got my diploma. Its such a long journey but i'm glad that i still manage to walk to the end of the road.
That's my Diploma Certificate
Cert & Invitation card
Cert & Holder
Me & Mom
Me & Dad
That's me on the screen
Guess what's on the screen? (The National Anthem)
My sis bought for me this for me for my Graduation
I think i look bloody tired
Cant rem whos on the line already
Am i dozing off?
Finally a pic with my eyes open
Me & Winnie
Me & Virginia
Me & Bebe
My Sexy God-Mom
Me & the Girls
What are we doing? Lol
Dont you wish you was me?
In the lift to ground level
Somewhere in the airport
Viewing gallery
While waiting for bus to Budget Terminal
Chilling inside Budget Terminal
Zerbel & me
Me in the plane
Sunset view
I like the horizon
China's Arrival & Departure card
Arriving in ShenZhen
1958- 2009
Me & Keron (First male winner of Xiao Hua Xiao Cao)
Me & the girsl
Me & Cheryl
Vanessa & me
Me & Tin
I was reading the Newspaper while she listen to music during the journey.
Then we start to cam whore in the train when there is not much people.
Destination Reached!
First thing to do is to go smoke. From there took a pic of the tower.
We need to take the Skytrain to the different Terminal.
How the Skytrain route look like.
The drive-less Skytrain just like our LRT
Once we got the perfume we went looking for Popeyes.
We was damn hungry. First meal of the day.
Stunned by the amount of food on the table
Scrutinizing the food
Next stop: Viewing gallery
As usual. After a meal i need to replenish myself with some fresh air but i have already had out of it so i need to find the Supermarket.
Took these pic while smoking in the open air car park.
After that we took a bus to City Hall
Lady in red!
Went to ChinaOne to chill for awhile while waiting for Yan & friend to finish work.
Notice
Yan & Fiq
The long dark road ahead of us
Steven & Yan smoking
The rest of the gang
My dear sis & I
Wonder why there's a reflection..
Ferlin & Steven
Me Steven Ferling & Yan took a walk
Someone tombstone
Looking for ants on my leg
Are we looking for someone?
The 9th level Pagoda
Some sealed place
Me & Gina
That's my Diploma Certificate
Cert & Invitation card
Cert & Holder
Me & Mom
Me & Dad
That's me on the screen
Guess what's on the screen?
My sis bought for me this for me for my Graduation
